MargeSimpsonThere are a billion things to love about Mothers. They wipe your poop. They pay for your food and clothing. They tell you your art/play/singing/ceramic ashtray is wonderful when it is obviously crap. They put up with your “Goth” peroid, or life-style for some of you.  They bail you out of jail. They are Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy (plus Dad, of course. Where applicable) They love you no matter what. For the most part. They get one Sunday a year as a National Holiday for all of us ungrateful kids to call home and say thanks. It’s a pretty thankless title, but then so is “teacher” and we got a week. Anyway – to all the awesome mom’s out there I say “Well done! Take the day off, you deserve it!” To all the not so awesome mom’s out there I say, “Get back on track, yo. This kid of yours will one day have to socialize outside of your family. Make sure they can do so without getting their ass kicked.” And, Happy Mother’s Day to my mom, your mom and all the moms out there who read this little blog. Enjoy your day!

For you, I have this. My favorite “Mothers”.


This scene from “Mommie Dearest” 


Mrs. C

Mrs. C

My favorite mom fantasy 


Of course, this 

“Mommie told me something a little kid should know. It’s all about the devil and I’ve leaned to hate him so. She says he causes trouble when you let him in the room and he’ll never ever leave you if your heart is filled with gloom. So… Let the Sunshine in!” 

This always gets me 


a song of advice to mothers 

And one last thought. Happy Mom’s Day. This song isn’t really about Moms, but it is awesome. And Whitney Houston’s Mom Cissy, is one of the back up singers. Anyway – here it is.Happy Joy! 


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